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A Sad One
Little Girl on
Santa's lap, "You know Santa there is not going to be a Christmas this
year".
Santa, "Why do you say that ?"
Little Girl, "Mama sold the
Christmas Tree to buy us milk".
Thank goodness stories such as this
are rare, but they do happen. Tis, hard to
hold the tears.
A Child With a Solution
Little Boy, "Santa why do you have Michigan Plates on your Motorhome
in the parking lot ?"
Santa, "Well you see
when I was driving South from the North Pole to see you, at Sault Saint
Marie, Michigan they would not let me pass until I bought a Michigan Plate. We don't have license plates at
the North Pole."
The little boy went on with
his Christmas List and other conversation.
As he was getting off Santa's lap he turned and said, "You know
Santa, if you had come down through Ohio you would not have had to get a license
plate".
Directions From a 5 Year Old
The little boy would almost get done with this story, but would
stop and reenter the directions at least four or five time at a different
spot of the story. Each time his voice would get louder and more
insistent.
Santa I want you to come
down the chimney. If you have trouble getting on the roof, there is a
ladder in the shed. If you use it you have to put it back.
If you can't get up on the
roof or down the chimney use the back door. It will be unlocked.
But, don't forget, do not push on the screen push
on the wood part. Wipe your feet before you come in. But, be sure
to push on the wood part, do not push on the
screen.
Once inside the dog will
not bite you, because there isn't any. There is only a cat, and he does
not bite.
Don't worry about the dog, I would like a puppy.
Travel Plans
Little Boy, about
four, turned to address Santa. "Santa can I ask you a favor ?"
Santa, "Why of
course".
Little Boy, "You know I have a
Great Grandma". Santa, "That is nice, where does she live ?"
Little Boy, "She lives in Boston, but that is not my favor" Santa, "What is your favor ?"
Little Boy, "My favor is that I
want to go with you and Rudolph to see my Grandma"
Santa, "Where does your Grandma live ?" With this the little boy waved his hand
pointing. Santa asked several times 'where is that.' Each time
the little one would wave his hand, and say 'down there'. He finally gave up on Santa and said, "Rudolph
will know, we will circle the house a couple of times, land and I can
see Grandma".
Santa, "Would you like to go by Boston and also see your Great Grandma ?"
Little Boy looking Santa straight in
the eye, "Hell no, saw her last
summer".
That said, he walked away and waved over his shoulder.
Wisdom of a Six Year Old
Little Girl, “Santa you know that Mommies are Sexy”. Santa did not respond. The little one continued, “And, they
have been that way since Adam and Eve”.
Santa recovered, and asked the little one what she would like on her
Christmas List.
Busted
Santa to an eight year old boy, “Have you been good ?” The boy, “Always”. His Mother, with a surprised look, “What?”. The boy, “There
I go again, this time lying to Santa”.
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